The firewall song

I’ve got a firewall and I’m OK
I work all night and I sleep all day.

I surf the net, I hack machines
I go for a real quick pee
A midnight I go shopping,
To have Jolt on hand (what’s “tea”?)

I block the bits, I surf around
I test the ACLs
I poke at other servers
To see if I ring bells

I block the ports, I hack a bit
They think I’m 133t at Phrack
And I ‘ve got a new idea
For a new DDoS attack!

  • blargh

    Who ya callin` a lousy hax0r?!

  • F-117

    hax0r fux0r r0x