Dumb computer virus story
I really don’t know who is more ignorant here, the city authorities “protecting” the computers, or the journalist writing up the story …
If you know anything about the technology, this is howlingly funny (or, it would be, if it weren’t so sadly representative …)
“Officials at Nanaimo city hall are desperately working to find out how a virus attacked their computer system Wednesday afternoon.”
(Oh, oh! Pick me! I can tell you! You didn’t tell people NOT TO CLICK ON RANDOM ATTACHMENTS THEY GET IN STRANGE EMAIL MESSAGES AND SUPPOSED E-CARDS!!!)
“Per Kristensen, director of information and technology, said he was shocked by how quickly the virus infected the system.
“The first time anyone anywhere in the world noticed this new virus was on [March 15] and then it hit us on the 16th,” he said Thursday.”
(How many new viruses are “created” every day, these days?)
“People can be assured that all their information is secure. Protection of their personal information is a priority. The city’s system won’t be turned on until we are confident we have this solved,” he said.
(Ummm, how are you going to clean up the computers if they are turned off?)
“Kristensen said the virus is so new, it has no signature that security devices can recognize.”
(Let me guess: a certain antivirus in a yellow box couldn’t recognize it, so you figure that nobody can, right?)
“We’ve got multiple levels of protection and firewalls, but nothing recognizes this.”
(Yeah, firewalls do a GREAT job against viruses …)
“We may have to shut down throughout the weekend and we won’t put the system back up until we know we have this under control. And right now, we don’t know how long that will be.”
(Based on this, I’m not holding my breath …)